Party Boy Does It Again With A Skittles Vodka Recipe

Surely, it's not the most original idea, but it'll infuse alcholism with fun, something your parents always warned you about as a child. Now let's get started. You will need the following:

• One 1.75 liter bottle of vodka (I used Stoli - you don’t need the most expensive vodka, but do avoid the cheap ones)
• Five 8.5 ounce flasks or bottles
• One 1 pound bag of Skittles
• Five empty plastic water bottles
• A funnel
• Bowls for separating the Skittles into flavors
• A measuring cup (not pictured)
• Coffee filters or paper towels

Start by simply separating the Skittles into flavors. Fill your water bottles with 6 ounces of vodka each, then add each of the separated Skittles into their corresponding "infusion" bottle. Give each bottle a good shake - the more, the better.

Once all the Skittles all dissolved, you'll get precipitate floating around. Get rid of it by using a measuring cup lined with a coffee filter. Strain out the muck, pour the liquid into a flask or bottle, then chill the bottles for several hours before serving. The resulting concoction should be a hangover-inducing, potent, yet mildly sweet tasting, cocktail for pedobears.