Bar None

There's always something on the other side. But realize that there's no such thing as try. Only fools believe otherwise.

Kobe System: Beastion

Lovin' these new series of Kobe Bryant commercials. This one includes a tip that you can use for the rest of your life. For Kanye, probably not so much.

The Classic Case of My Body

I beg to differ. All this leg shaking is money making!

Now With Extra WTF

Sometimes you just need to let loose and forget about all them taxes you need to do.

Everything is Fantastic

The Internet was good this weekend.

More Occupy Meme-tasticnes

They seriously are giving me too much material to work with here. Via.

Eclectic Zombies

Happy Halloween from the Rockies.

Occupy Wall Street Meme-fied

I would like to see more entertaining memes like this, Occupy Wall Street movement. 

I Was a Chemist Once

Srsly.

White Wine

"New life goal. Until 30, I will not fly anything but first class. I just cannot stand the overall level of incompetence, stupidity and inconsideration of coach."
"I hate it when people blame me of having food when children in Africa are starving. I'm proud living my life."
"To my five gardeners standing in a circle, laughing and talking: clean my yard or get the f off my property, this isn't a fiesta, it's a job."
"Meh. It's a park. A very big park. Who cares? I like living in a city because I hate nature, so why would I go to a park?"
"One time when I was 11, I called the cops to report 'force labor' because my mom told me to clean my room."
"There are few things sadder than when my shoes get scuffed up after a fun night out in the town."
"UGHH!! My mom got me a laptop but it doesn't fit in my backpack so I'm making her buy me another laptop!"

How I Roll

Checkin' in from Denver, CO. So far, so good. Job kicks ass. People kick ass. Mountains kick ass. Food kicks ass. City architecture... meh. But small town, neighborhood-y feel in a pretty large city - always a plus in my book. I'm also thinking about whipping together a video soon. We'll see how far it goes with all this flying around to Seattle, Cali, Portland, etc.

Hideous Colors on Modern Pieces

Such travesties. But interesting to look at nonetheless.

Why NY is Great

You sure don't see this shit in Denver.

Jolly Rancher Story

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth... He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

Story courtesy of Reddit, of course.

The Ultimate Beer Ad

Hahn SuperDry takes home the gold.

Design of Destruction

Today, I feel like destroying something beautiful.

Existential Star Wars

The effect of this Sartre/Star Wars mashup will be somewhat ruined if you actually speak French, but for those of us who are just reading the subtitles and hearing serious-sounding gibberish, there's no better way to spend 3-minutes of your Monday morning.

Something New Every Day

Now that I'm officially graduated with a Masters (yeah, sucka!), I'll have to force myself to learn something new every day to keep those brain cells workin' overtime. Maybe I'll start learning how to make sushi finally. Or how to fix a leaking bike tire.

Words

It's always fun to collect a series quotes about life as we know it.