The Anatomy of a Bicycle

Yesterday, I learned how to ride a bike. Today, I learned how to describe a bike. Tomorrow, I'll learn how to create a bike.

With You

There were moments when I had to stop to dream for a bit. But not having you in the picture, these dreams were only half realized.

Master of All Things

Today, I end my reign of blogging terror on the design-o-sphere. In the works are some projects that I've backlogged for far too long. Expect changes here and to the portfolio, as well as a slew of new personal works set to blow your mind.

Ritual Diamond

Gonna be an epic weekend. Gonna get me some trouble. Gonna find me some friends.

Planned Upgrades

So I have decided that I will be documenting the upgrades I'll be adding to my Denver Victorian over the next couple of months. The list so far: 1) a wall shelving system, 2) a wall-mounted bike rack, and 3) a photo studio. 

Here Comes a Challenger!

Good god. The things I would do to have a chance to rub my crotch up against this bike.

La Femme Fatale: Slight Exaggerations on Daily Life

Today I started with a bang. I spoke to a seductress, who always seems confused. Got into a small argument about the existence of doomstep (doom metal + dubstep). I watched her eat a large meal. The day ended with a bike home during a thundering monsoon.

CYCLOC Wall Flower Pot for Bikes

For $90, you can have your very own stylish wall-mounted flower pot.

Audi Bikes

I could do without the logo (feels like a walking 'steal me' sign), but Audi's wooden 2-wheelers are something to add to my growing Christmas list this year. $6500 gets you one right now, though.

Experiencist Shopping Guide

Here's just a bunch of crap I'd like to eventually contribute to my new apartment is wherever-town. Preferably gifted to myself soon so I can break them in. Yes, those clocks are $380.