Man, I Love Archer

Cindy: What's with you an cartoons?
Me: Dammit, I love them!
Cindy: So what's your favorite as of the moment?
Me: Archer, goddammit that show is so f#&king awesome.
Cindy: What the hell is Archer?
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Cindy: What?
Me: Can't you see that I'm restraining myself from saying something completely hilarious that'll make completely no sense to you?!

Archer, Episode 1. 8.8/10.

Dexter, Season 3 Review

Man, what a letdown. I have never seen so much half-assed writing in my life. Add that to a batch of the most useless characters ever injected into a series and you end up with a series that's highly unlikely to see another season. Word to the wise - stop at Season 2 if you know what's good for you. 6.9/10.

Dexter, Season 2 Review

The second season of one of the hottest shows I've seen is a bit of a tossup. Not in a bad way, of course, but it did start out a bit slow in the beginning, eventually leading to one of the best finales of the show. Throw in a gorgeous distraction, further development of characters (along with the original cast), and a superb script - the result? One hell of a thrilling show that manages to make a name for itself, dodging those boring crime drama clichés, and giving me more hours of entertainment than you can imagine. 8.4/10.

Dexter, Season 1 Review

Like Max Payne? Then you'll absolutely love Dexter. The story encompasses our hero, a sociopath with no human feelings or inner moral compass, taking us deep into his mind while he continues playing "the avenger" in a world full of lies, violence, and wrongdoing. With multiple story arcs, different directors taking on each episode with a unique story-telling style, and an elusive past that's just waiting for be discovered, it's no surprise Dexter comes out on top as one of the most entertaining shows to watch in a while. 8.7/10.

Heroes, Season 1 Review

What can I say. It's X-men, but it's not. It's not a super great show, but it strives to be one. It's not as epic as it attempts to sound, but it's still well thought out and cinematically pleasing. I already have Season 2 queued up for download, so that's gotta mean something. 7.8/10.