Pass on the Memo

Going dark and trendy today. Maybe too trendy, even.

Forget It's Me

Been a bit busy at work these days.

2013 Audi S5 Euro-Spec

Still eyeballing you, my love. But why do I have this feeling I will likely have to move out of my place and into a kettle somewhere?

More Audi A5 Love

Maybe it's just me, but there's something downright menacing about the perfection of the latest 2012 Audi A5. It seriously gives me the goosebumps.

Nothing is Best Left Unsaid

In the end, I simply wanted to travel with you. Pack some cameras in my bags. Then dance the night away.

All Stars are Not Created Equal

Old man once said: "How 'young' you live your life is up to you. Take it from one who knows. I learned this the hard way." So never settle. Enjoy friends and family. Follow your dreams like you never would.

Real Dreamers Dream Big

In my mind, if the idea sticks for more than a month, it's in my book.

Audi A5 2012 Coupe

I did say I wanted a TTS. But the Audi A5 isn't lookin' too shabby either. In due time, friends.

Beautiful Mellow Yellow

Ain't nothing like mother fuckin' yellow to get you through these lame ass heat waves this summer. I feel bad for the folks in DC. It's gonna be 126 degrees F and 100% humidity there. Hipsters with substantial bearding are expected to die.

The Godly Car

I usually don't post about cars, but the new 2012 Audi TT RS is one sexy mofo. I literally like every single thing about this slender box on wheels.

Jaguar's Future-Ready C-X75

I've always wanted a car that boasts the clean lines of the 1950's BMWs with the raw power and efficiency of today's supercars. This new concept by Jaguar (which rings up at around $1.15 million) seems to be a match made in heaven. It should be available sometime around 2015. Hopefully by then I would have invaded and conquered a few countries, grown copious amounts of corn, and made a fortune in order to afford this.

The Things I Would Do

I'm finally getting an AUX port installed on my car today. It's only been like... 6 years too late. Next, convert my '93 Maxima into this bad boy.

Dream Car Watch: 2011 Lexus LF-A

Dude, I'd be willing to pay upwards of $100 for every minute I could race around in this car. And if that math plays out the way my twisted logic thinks it does, throwing down $375,000 should pay itself off in about a year. Zing!