Punk chick: So, what do you masturbate to?
Punk singer: What do you mean, what do I masturbate to?
Punk chick: Like, what do you look at?
Punk singer: I guess I look at my dick.
Heard at CBGB (Country, Blue Grass, and Blues) Music Club.
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