Why Danish People Are So Happy

Supposedly, this is a legitimate depiction of how Denmark police treat bicyclists without helmets. Free helmets and a free hug? What the hell is this, a utopian society? Ah, but it does explain the perfected social design, the lowest number of riots in any country, and lowest homicide ratio...

Bianchi Pista, Yeah - I'm Lookin' Atchu!

Baby, you're so sexy I could just eat you up with my eyes closed. If only fixies weren't so absurdly impractical and completely useless in a city environment. Sigh.

Makin' Spaghetti With Spam

Digital spam, that is. And uh, wallpaper spaghetti, not the delicious Italian kind either. Nonetheless, it's a clever little organic piece that fits in perfectly into the any digital decor, complementing itself with its elaborate intertwined pieces of illegal money scams and viagra offers. More info here.

More Kicks To You, KIKSTYO

Nothing like simplistic awesome and a bare minimums approach to design, bringing this shirt to the forefront of spectacularness. Love, love KIKSTYO!

I Don't Like Whiskey, But I Do Like Your Face

Haven't heard much about Lowry, but apparently they pulled off this music video for a mere $99. Who said awesomeness had to come at a price? Come to think of it, I'll be directing my newest music video pretty soon. Who's interested?

Casino Royale Review

A bit of an oldie, but a worthwhile mention anyway. James gets really emo in this one. Emo enough to uh... not know how to end a movie. Still, it's James so you still get that enjoyable, thrilling, and frighteningly polished experience coming your way. I just kinda wish there wasn't choppy editing in such a high production film - is that too much to ask for? 8.1/10.

This Be the Cypress Wallet, Mon

Screw metal clips - they no last very long and so smelly, ya? Instead, go for the Braithwaite Cypress Wallet; this different animal fuses a half-bifold design that keeps your cash securely folded inside, along with three cards, thanks to a secure magnetic closure. The terrific wood grain-like Woodstock leather detail tops of this awesome little design.

Ya'll Got Me Greedy, Wantin' More

Hot damn these kicks look might fresh. Maybe even fresh enough to match the power of my new Macbook unibody. Yeah, you like my pompous ass now, don't ya?!

More Illtastic Framing Techniques

This one comes courtesy of Jess Chamberlain. Me thinks the secret is to use similar colored themes and frames.

In Defense of Eye Candy

Regarding "pretty design" and all things similar; To affect, which is inexplicably linked to attitudes, expectations and motivations, plays a significant role in the cognition of product interaction…the perception that affect and cognition are independent, separate information processing systems is downright flawed. In fact, how we perceive comes together in a single, overlayed entity. Kinda like Nutella with banana and bread. A list apart.

Headphone Bikini of Choice: The AKG K271 MKII

The AKG K271 MKII, from personal recommendations and unanimous reviews, happens to be one of the most comfortable, besting sounding, isolated headphones available on the market right now. While they're probably not the best looking (I still find the Grado GS1000's drop-dead gorgeous), it's enough for me to put some more mula into the ever deepening hole that is my "tech fund."

Tiffany's Germany Studio Loft

Sizzle. Love those desk legs. Gotta find me some. Oh, and backpacks as display pieces? You go girl.