When I saw the commercials, I already had pretty low expectations for Cobra. But little did I know how unfathomable the level of campiness and fail this movie would obtain. It's almost like they threw a bum a croissant, told him to name 10 big name actors, and spent 6 months in the special effects room creating what has to be the worst movie I've seen in a long time. I'm still amazed at the sheer audacity of its failure. Avoid an unnecessary headache. Do not watch this movie. 4.2/10.
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