A) Drink ungodly amounts of alcohol, broTold you. Anyway, that's the key to fratstar success... in case you're still 18 and into that sorta thing. Oh, and you gotta yell, "WOoooooooooooooooo!" when you're all done with your business, too
B) Fuck the bitches
C) Preferably ones that live together
D) Preferably at the same time
E) Throw things (especially shit that breaks, like furniture, bottles and shit)
Friday, September 17, 2010
How To Become a Fratstar
If you've ever wanted to become a fratstar, it's actually quite a simple formula. You just need these 5 steps. And, while predictable, it has been scientifically confirmed by a bunch of yelling drunk fratties outside my window tonight. For your enjoyment:
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